Not Yet Endowed, but certainly Well-Endowed

This past Wednesday I ventured into the Wilkinson basement with Sam and Max. During our time in the basement we had the opportunity to visit the renowned "Elevator Restrooms."

The visit was, to say the least, a great disappointment.

The urinals were understandably stationary; I would have expected nothing more where aiming is required.
On the other hand, it seemed as though ALL of the stalls were out of order. Not a single one was operating (and I tried all of them).

All I'm saying is that I would have appreciated a "Temporarily Out of Service." Perhaps then I wouldn't have needed to get my hopes up so unnecessarily.