Rejection Poems on Valentines Day:

When you just don’t know how to break it to her.

Woman...
woe-man...
whoooa-man.
She was a thief,
you gotta believe,
she stole my heart and my cat.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This is the last valentines day
I’m wasting on you.

You stole my heart
And now you want more
So, forget you
There’s the door.

When looking for you
I looked everywhere.
But now you’re not enough,
Get out of my hair

As the old scholar said:
“Tis best to have loved and lost,
Than never to have loved at all.”
Time to get lost.

You bore me today
You’ll bore me tomorrow.
Let’s out our ties now,
And leave out the sorrow.

You won my love
You won my soul
You won my heart
You scored the goal.
Now get out.

Of all the things I've ever said,
Of all the tears I've ever shed,
Of all the things I did to you,
I want you to know I don’t love you.
Of all the days we fought and cried,
Of all the days I wished I'd died,
Of all the times you pulled me through,
I’m sick of it, I don’t love you.

Insecurity, when you walk in the room
Curiosity, when you stare me down
Speechless, when you talk to me
Sparks fly when we touch, but this is reality
Now please won’t you stop stalking me.

Max and I thought those were funny :P

Much Love, Sam

Other random joys from my life:

Phil found a zip-tie and asked me what to do with it. I didn't have any ideas but apparently when I went to the bathroom he came up with one...

We had a mission reunion. The top picture is Tawny Christensen, Anny Ortez, and I (we took this picture for Elder Zackrison because Sis. Christensen was training Sis. Ortez while I was training Elder Zackrison in Linda Vista. We taught a lot of people together.)

Pakced car on the way home! Elder Tipton is front right of the picture, Sis. Mendoza back right, Elder Harper back center, and Tipton's roommate on the back left.